Why are women… so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
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Tell this to my doctor, who denied me birth control.
(Source: iamlikethemoon)
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givemeanarchy:
There are no international standards regulating the global trade of weapons. In fact, there’s more regulation on the global trade of bananas and bottled water than guns and bullets.
[via Amnesty International]
You’re ridiculous
— Brendan
police + fail + it’s very late
My mother said I was such a good driver…and that same day I get a speeding ticket. I’ve been pathetically moping all night, mainly feeling horribly lonely. #HoldenCaulfield. I wish my mother was here to yell at me. I wish she was here to tell me what a bad driver I really am. But the last words she ever said to me were, you’re a great driver my darling. I want to scream, which I already did on my way home after getting the ticket. I fail at life. I think the main reason that I’m so upset about this is because it’s just another area I fail at. At least I’m an honor roll student-fail. At least still have impeccable metabolism- fail. At least I am a good driver- fail. Moral of today: I suck at many arenas of life. I’m either painfully average or terribly failing. I’m going to court for this traffic violation… taking a plea bargain to lower my points. I hate the police. When I was a little girl, I thought the police were the shit. They were like real super heroes who saved people and stopped crime. FUCK NO, THAT’S A FUCKING LIE IN NJ. In my town, the police are notorious for giving tickets…so basically they just ruin lives. Police officers are pigs. Historically police officers have only caused havoc upon minorities. They racially profile, use brutal force and set their vicious dogs- not on white people- but on people who wanted a change in America. No wonder the Black Panthers called them “pigs.” For God’s sake, they would set their sick dogs on little Black children..fuck those racist bastards. Did anyone notice how I turned my personal rant into a historically sensitive account on the police in this country? Noice.
pink
“Researchers identify the color, pink, as the most non-threatening, soothing color.”
Now it all makes sense why our society forces the color pink down every little girl’s throat. Because we too, since birth, have been taught to be “non-threatening” and “soothing.”